Einstein Relativity Mints
In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime. Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes have an adverse impact on one's breath, making it difficult to have a goodtime and leading to a lot of alonetime. And that’s where Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints come in. After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in notime. Before you know it, you'll be having a goodtime and looking forward to bedtime.
IT'S OK TO FART Ribbed Gym Sock
Pass gas, cut the cheese, toot, let rip, flatulence, etc. However you say it, we're with you... IT'S OK TO FART! Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. 🇺🇸Made in...
Bob Ross Happy Little Mints
Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the cooling...
F*CK YOU Ribbed Gym Sock
Retro rainbow sassiness, with a little smiley face, too. One of life's timeless statements is now memorialized on socks in classic ROY G BIV (if you're going to be literal,...