Einstein Relativity Mints
In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime. Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes have an adverse impact on one's breath, making it difficult to have a goodtime and leading to a lot of alonetime. And that’s where Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints come in. After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in notime. Before you know it, you'll be having a goodtime and looking forward to bedtime.
F*CK YOU Ribbed Gym Sock
Retro rainbow sassiness, with a little smiley face, too. One of life's timeless statements is now memorialized on socks in classic ROY G BIV (if you're going to be literal,...
IT'S OK TO FART Ribbed Gym Sock
Pass gas, cut the cheese, toot, let rip, flatulence, etc. However you say it, we're with you... IT'S OK TO FART! Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. 🇺🇸Made in...
Groceries and Sh*T - Market Bag
This hilarious and cheeky canvas tote bag is good for the earth (plastic bags are literally killing this planet...) and will make you smile every time you use it. Just ignore...