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Perfect for the person in your life who is aggressively optimistic before 8am or refuses to pretend otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/barware\" title=\"Barware, mugs, and drinkware for men\"\u003ebarware and drinkware\u003c\/a\u003e or check out the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-cannot-stress-this-enough-ceramic-mug\" title=\"I Cannot Stress This Enough ceramic mug by Meriwether\"\u003eI Cannot Stress This Enough Mug\u003c\/a\u003e for another Meriwether piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e16 oz ceramic mug\u003c\/strong\u003e -- bold yellow glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":8149972222067,"sku":"WS-MUG-SUNSHINE","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/files\/ray_of_sunshine_coffee_The_Simple_Man.jpg?v=1785535505"},{"product_id":"fat-kid-on-a-seesaw-beer-koozie","title":"Fat Kid on a Seesaw Beer Koozie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis beer is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw. Simple Newtonian Physics -- gravity never gave the poor skinny kid on the other end a chance, and it won't give this cold beer one either.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExtra-thick retro foam koozie -- the kind from the 70s and 80s that actually kept a beer cold. Virtually indestructible, buoyant (yes, it floats), and fits standard 12oz cans. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/barware\" title=\"Barware, mugs, and drinkware for men\"\u003ebarware and drinkware\u003c\/a\u003e or check out the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/im-a-ray-of-fucking-sunshine-beer-koozie\" title=\"I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine beer koozie by Meriwether\"\u003eSunshine Koozie\u003c\/a\u003e for another Meriwether piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtra-thick retro foam\u003c\/strong\u003e -- fits standard 12oz cans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuoyant and virtually indestructible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by Meriwether in Whitefish, Montana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":8149975793779,"sku":"WS-KOOZIE-FAT","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/fat-kid-on-a-seesaw-vintage-beer-koozie_1024x1024_393570ab-dbb7-470d-a233-727b048fdeb9.jpg?v=1753904886"},{"product_id":"muttering-wtf-magnet","title":"Muttering WTF - Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eMuttering \"What The Fuck\" to myself is an essential part of my personal brand. Custom designed 3\" x 2\" refrigerator magnet by Meriwether, Whitefish, Montana. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-goods\" title=\"Home goods and gifts for men\"\u003ehome goods and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9027626008691,"sku":"MAG-WTF","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/muttering-wtf-magnet_1024x1024_1d3e8159-6035-45d4-bcc8-c272bb573e4d.jpg?v=1753904924"},{"product_id":"snarky-comeback-magnet","title":"Snarky Comeback - Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes I get so excited about my snarky comeback that I fuck it all up. This is my greatest weakness. Custom designed 3\" x 2\" refrigerator magnet by Meriwether, Whitefish, Montana. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-goods\" title=\"Home goods and gifts for men\"\u003ehome goods and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9027794632819,"sku":"MAG-Snarky","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/my-greatest-weakness-magnet_1024x1024_3b9134b8-b803-46e1-a201-9a7c68910b0a.jpg?v=1753904927"},{"product_id":"your-kid-is-an-a-hole-magnet","title":"Your Kid is an A Hole- Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour kid doesn't just need a nap. Your kid is an asshole. Custom designed 3\" x 2\" refrigerator magnet by Meriwether, Whitefish, Montana. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-goods\" title=\"Home goods and gifts for men\"\u003ehome goods and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":9027997958259,"sku":"MAG-Asshole","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/your-kid-is-an-asshole-magnet_1024x1024_6bd0e845-84be-4f5e-8db0-cb1451863461.jpg?v=1753904930"},{"product_id":"im-a-ray-of-fucking-sunshine-beer-koozie","title":"I'm a ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay cool while spreading sarcastic sunshine. Extra-thick retro foam koozie built to actually keep a beer cold -- the kind from the 70s and 80s that did the job properly. Buoyant, virtually indestructible, and fits standard 12oz cans. Whether you're at a lake, a campsite, or a backyard, this one keeps your drink cold and your attitude sunny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/barware\" title=\"Barware, mugs, and drinkware for men\"\u003ebarware and drinkware\u003c\/a\u003e or check out the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fat-kid-on-a-seesaw-beer-koozie\" title=\"Fat Kid on a Seesaw beer koozie by Meriwether\"\u003eFat Kid on a Seesaw Koozie\u003c\/a\u003e for another Meriwether piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtra-thick retro foam\u003c\/strong\u003e -- fits standard 12oz cans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuoyant and virtually indestructible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by Meriwether in Whitefish, Montana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":10484398948467,"sku":"k-sunshine","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/i-am-a-ray-of-sunshine-vintage-beer-koozie_1024x1024_56afedcf-9afd-411e-865d-aa500c044124.jpg?v=1753905039"},{"product_id":"i-express-my-emotions-magnet","title":"I Express My Emotions- Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eI express all of my emotions by saying the word FUCK in varying tones and volumes. Custom designed 3\" x 2\" refrigerator magnet by Meriwether, Whitefish, Montana. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-goods\" title=\"Home goods and gifts for men\"\u003ehome goods and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12735411421299,"sku":"MAG-Emotions","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/i-express-all-of-my-emototions-magnet_1024x1024_d5afba95-c2d9-4dd4-942a-0488125af662.jpg?v=1753905073"},{"product_id":"per-my-previous-email-key-chain","title":"Per My Previous Email - Key Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003ePer my previous email, asshole. Keychain designed and shipped from Meriwether's studio in Whitefish, Montana. 1.75\" x 1.75\". 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Custom designed 3\" x 2\" refrigerator magnet by Meriwether, Whitefish, Montana. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-goods\" title=\"Home goods and gifts for men\"\u003ehome goods and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31713921368179,"sku":"MAG-CHEWING","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/chewing-loudly-magnet-1_800x_c86e11ba-4a81-4207-8a0c-d4f60b311d35.jpg?v=1753908050"},{"product_id":"woke-up-sexy-coffee-mug","title":"Woke up Sexy- Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWoke up sexy as hell again. Can't help it -- cursed with great hair and a killer smile. This 15oz ceramic mug makes it official. Also the perfect gift for your significant other, because let's be honest, you get some of that sexy from them too. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/barware\" title=\"Barware, mugs, and drinkware for men\"\u003ebarware and drinkware\u003c\/a\u003e or check out the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/i-am-a-ray-of-fucking-sunshine-coffee-mug\" title=\"I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine coffee mug by Meriwether\"\u003eSunshine Mug\u003c\/a\u003e for another Meriwether piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz ceramic mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32084121223283,"sku":"CM-SEXY-2","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/files\/wokeupsexymug_ThesimpleMan.webp?v=1753908707"},{"product_id":"wow-thats-crazy-magnet","title":"\"WOW, That's Crazy\"- Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf I say \"Wow, that's crazy\" for a second time, that means it's time to wrap up your story. Custom designed 2\" x 3\" refrigerator magnet by Meriwether, Whitefish, Montana. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-goods\" title=\"Home goods and gifts for men\"\u003ehome goods and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32145567318131,"sku":"MAG-CRAZY","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/wow-thats-crazy-magnet_800x_71e1a94c-b7d9-40f8-9aac-9a52394aa151.jpg?v=1753909247"},{"product_id":"there-are-two-types-of-people-magnet","title":"\"There Are Two Types of People\"- Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are two types of people in the world -- those who pack a week before a trip and those who realize they really need to do laundry just before leaving for the airport. And they marry each other. Custom designed 3\" x 2\" refrigerator magnet by Meriwether, Whitefish, Montana. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-goods\" title=\"Home goods and gifts for men\"\u003ehome goods and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39362931327091,"sku":"MG -Two types","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/two-types-of-people-magnet_800x_35f07677-8cfd-47d4-ada3-2d22c2a55ceb.jpg?v=1753910046"},{"product_id":"expirations-date-magnet","title":"\"Expirations Date\"- Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are either the person in the relationship who thinks the food has gone bad -- or the person who doesn't believe expiration dates are really a thing. Custom designed 2\" x 3\" refrigerator magnet by Meriwether, Whitefish, Montana. 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