{"product_id":"this-shit-is-bananas-funny-die-cut-vinyl-sticker","title":"This Shit Is Bananas – Funny Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou already know someone who needs this on their water bottle. Honestly, you might need it on yours too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis bold teal die-cut sticker is printed on high-quality vinyl with a laminated matte finish — meaning it'll outlast the car, the laptop, and probably the inside joke that made you buy it. Printed in Seattle by independent artists who clearly have good taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Want It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGenuinely funny — the kind of sticker that makes strangers laugh in the parking lot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBold teal background with crisp yellow and white graphics that don't fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDie-cut shape follows the design — no boxy white border killing the vibe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLaminated matte finish resists UV, water, and whatever weather you're dealing with\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOutdoor rated — water bottles, bumpers, snowboards, toolboxes, fair game\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: Approximately 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFinish: Laminated matte\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: High-quality vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted in Seattle, WA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesigned by an independent artist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIndoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSKU: STR242\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pike Street Letterpress","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44416263651443,"sku":"STR242","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/files\/bananassticker_TheSimpleMan.webp?v=1772229904","url":"https:\/\/www.thesimplemanstore.com\/products\/this-shit-is-bananas-funny-die-cut-vinyl-sticker","provider":"The Simple Man","version":"1.0","type":"link"}