{"product_id":"whiskey-is-neat-the-simple-man-graphic-tee","title":"Whiskey Is Neat — The Simple Man Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Further Explanation Required\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNeat, on the rocks, one rock, or buried in your favorite cocktail — however you take it, whiskey has earned its reputation. This tee says what needs to be said and leaves it at that. Printed on a Next Level tri-blend blank in heather gray, it's the kind of shirt that feels like a worn-in favorite from the first time you put it on — soft, athletic cut, and comfortable enough to live in. A straightforward statement from a straightforward store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Want It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUltra-soft Next Level tri-blend blank — feels broken in from day one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAthletic cut that fits well without being a workout shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBold graphic print that says exactly what needs saying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA dead-simple gift for the whiskey drinker in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto w-full px-2 mb-6\"\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"min-w-full border-collapse text-sm leading-[1.7] whitespace-normal\"\u003e\n\u003cthead class=\"text-left\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" class=\"text-text-100 border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/60 py-2 pr-4 align-top font-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" class=\"text-text-100 border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/60 py-2 pr-4 align-top font-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003eThe Simple Man\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlank\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003eNext Level Tri-Blend\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003eHeather Gray\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003eS – XXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003eAthletic \/ trim\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGraphic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003eWhiskey Is Neat — black block print\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-border-300\/30 py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA natural fit for our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thesimplemanstore.com\/collections\/gifts-for-him-under-50?_pos=5\u0026amp;_psq=gifts\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Men's gifts Under $50\"\u003egift bundles \u003c\/a\u003eor browse more in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thesimplemanstore.com\/collections\/t-shirts\" title=\"Men's T-shirts\"\u003emen's graphic tees\u003c\/a\u003e. Pair it with something from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thesimplemanstore.com\/collections\/accessories\" title=\"Men's Accessories\"\u003emen's accessories\u003c\/a\u003e for a complete gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Simple Man","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":40854433857651,"sku":"WHISKEY-XS","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":32148354531443,"sku":"WHISKEY-S","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":32148354564211,"sku":"WHISKEY-M","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":32148354596979,"sku":"WHISKEY-L","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":32148354629747,"sku":"WHISKEY-XL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":32148354662515,"sku":"WHISKEY-XXL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":39408399024243,"sku":"WHISKEY-3XL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1342\/7501\/products\/TheSimpleMan_Tshirt-Whiskey-Mockup.jpg?v=1753909270","url":"https:\/\/www.thesimplemanstore.com\/products\/whiskey-is-neat-the-simple-man-graphic-tee","provider":"The Simple Man","version":"1.0","type":"link"}