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Funny holographic Don’t Be a Salty Bitch sticker on rainbow backdrop – waterproof vinyl for water bottles, laptops, or toolboxes

3-inch waterproof Don’t Be a Salty Bitch sticker shown in hand – durable holographic vinyl decal for men’s gear and gifts

Holographic “Don’t Be Salty” Funny Sticker – 3” Waterproof Vinyl

Ace The Pitmation Co $5.00 USD

Red and white cooler sticker with sarcastic quote – high-quality weatherproof vinyl from The Simple Man

Funny Little Cooler waterproof sticker on laptop – 3 inch red decal from The Simple Man

Little Cooler Weatherproof Sticker – 3" Funny & Durable Decal

Ace The Pitmation Co $3.00 USD

refrigerator magnet with funny phrase

F*ckers - Magnet

Ephemera $6.00 USD

refrigerator magnet with funny phrase

Fresh out of F*cks - Magnet

Ephemera $6.00 USD

magnet with a cat and a funny phrase

After a quick breakfast - Magnet

Ephemera $6.00 USD

Equal Rights for others - Magnet

Ephemera $6.00 USD

Good Enough Magnet

Good Enough - Magnet

Steel Petal Press $6.00 USD

love is love magnet

Love is Love Magnet 2.5" x 3.5"

Ata Boy $6.00 USD

Star Trek Command Insignia Magnet

Command Insignia Magnet 2.5" x 3.5"

Ata Boy $6.00 USD

Incense Holder in Black lave Rock Color

Incense Holder in Black lave Rock Color top view

Concrete Incense Holder - Lava Rock

Misc Goods Co $60.00 USD

Stylized photo of the dad journal next to colored pencils and journal pages, showcasing its vibrant cover and playful tone.

Full front view of the journal "A Trillion Clichés Every Dad Will Do" featuring rainbow-style design and subtitle text.

A Trillion Cliches Every Dad Will Do Prompted Journal

Brass Monkey $16.00 USD

Colorful lifestyle shot of the Brass Monkey kindness journal surrounded by colored pencils and coordinating paper, showing journal's vibrant cover design.

Flat lay of the front cover of the Brass Monkey prompted journal titled “A Billion Random Acts of Kindness That Will Even Cheer Up a Jerk.”

A Billion Random Acts of Kindness Prompted Journal

Brass Monkey $16.00 USD

Irrelevant Celebrity Trivia Game – 200-card party game with funny pop culture facts, shown with cards scattered around the box. Great gift for men who love humor.

Irrelevant Celebrity Trivia game box opened with cards inside and several laid out. Fun party trivia game for adults with a sense of humor.

Irrelevant Celebrity Trivia

Brass Monkey $15.00 USD

Puffin Puffy Beer Jacket – Insulated Drink Holder for 12oz Cans

Puffin $19.00 USD

magnet with funny phrase

If you think it's bad now - Magnet

Ephemera $6.00 USD

Refrigerator magnet with quote

Any Book worth Banning- Magnet

Ephemera $6.00 USD

Be Proud of who you are - Magnet

Ephemera $6.00 USD

Stay woke magnet featuring Freddy

Stay Woke - Magnet

Ephemera $6.00 USD

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Pride Heart Magnet 2.5" x 3.5"

Ata Boy $6.00 USD

Bat Logo Magnet 2.5" x 3.5"

Ata Boy $6.00 USD

Captain America Shield Magnet 2.5" X 3.5"

Magnet Size Graphic depicting 2.5 inch by 3.5 inch magnet size

Captain America Shield Magnet 2.5" x 3.5"

Ata Boy $6.00 USD

Locknesters Puzzle Bus in Green, front view

Locknesters Puzzle Bus in Green, rear view

Retro Bus Locknester

LOCKNESTERS $60.00 USD

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