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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125, see checkout for additional details.
Easy 30 Day Returns
Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More
Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.
How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
Add Some Sass to Your Gear
This holographic “Don’t Be a Salty Bitch” sticker brings bold humor wherever it sticks. Whether it’s your laptop, water bottle, cooler, or toolbox, this durable vinyl sticker is made to handle whatever life throws at it.
Built for Real Life
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100% waterproof & weatherproof
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UV-resistant with a scratch-protective seal
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Premium thick vinyl—ideal for rugged surfaces like Hydroflasks, car bumpers, tool chests, and more
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Measures approximately 3 inches wide
Perfect for men who appreciate sarcasm with their gear—or as a cheeky gift for a buddy who needs a laugh.