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We offer free shipping on all orders over $125, see checkout for additional details.
Easy 30 Day Returns
Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More
Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.
How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
Some achievements deserve more than a handshake. This is that card.
Featuring an artist-illustrated character with unmistakable mid-level management energy — suit, tie, rock-on hand gesture, and all the confidence of a man who just declared himself the world's best boss — this letterpress card lands every time. Whether it's a promotion, a graduation, or just surviving another year, it says exactly the right thing without saying too much.
Printed in Seattle on FSC certified paper with soy-based inks. The kind of card that gets photographed before it gets opened.
Why You'll Want It:
- Original artist illustration with instantly recognizable office-culture humor
- Works for graduations, promotions, retirements, or any win worth acknowledging
- Bold navy pop-art style design that looks sharp on a desk or a fridge
- Letterpress printed — you can feel the quality before you read the card
- Blank inside so you can write something worthy of the occasion
- Comes with a recycled kraft envelope, ready to hand over
The Details:
- Size: A8 — 3 3/8" x 5 3/8"
- 100lb cover stock, FSC certified paper
- Soy-based inks, hand printed in Seattle
- Recycled kraft envelope included
- Blank inside
- SKU: CON045