Nobody Knows Anything black and white wool felt camp flag handmade in the USA
Close-up of Nobody Knows Anything camp flag showing white lettering on black wool felt
Nobody Knows Anything camp flag hanging in a modern office workspace
Oxford Pennant

Nobody Knows Anything Camp Flag

$60.00 USD Or available in 4 easy payments of $32. See checkout for details.

( / )
Unavailable

Please select all options.

Only 2 item left in stock!

Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on all orders over $125, see checkout for additional details.

Easy 30 Day Returns

Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More

Returns +

Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.

The basics:

  • 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
  • Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
  • Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
  • Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable

Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.

How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.

Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.

Shipping +

We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.

Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114

Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.

Notify me when this product is available:

Nobody Knows Anything Camp Flag

Sometimes the reminder you need is simple: no one has it all figured out. This black and white camp flag says what we’re all thinking and keeps things honest.

Made from durable wool felt and handmade in Buffalo, New York, this flag is built to last and designed to spark conversation. Hang it in your office, workshop, home gym, or living space as a quiet check on ego and a nod to shared humanity.

It’s a meaningful gift for men who appreciate dry humor, thoughtful design, and American-made goods—or a solid reminder for yourself to stay grounded and keep moving forward.

Details

  • Size: 18" x 24"

  • Color: Black with white lettering

  • Material: Wool felt

  • Construction: Medium-weight hanging from Oxford Pennant

  • Handmade in Buffalo, NY

Built with intention. Meant to be lived with.