The Sneerwell

Salty Whiskey Flask – “Salty Old Bastard” Etched 6oz Stainless Steel

$68.00 USD Or available in 4 easy payments of $32. See checkout for details.

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Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More

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Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.

The basics:

  • 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
  • Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
  • Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
  • Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable

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We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.

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Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.

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8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114

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For the Man Who’s Earned His Patina

Some men age like fine whiskey—bold, seasoned, and with a little salt in their story. The Salty Whiskey Flask is made for them. Crafted from durable 6 oz stainless steel, this flask features an etched “Salty Old Bastard” design across a timeworn patina finish that looks as lived-in as the tales it’ll inspire.

Built to Last, Ready to Gift

Compact enough to slide into a jacket pocket yet built tough enough for decades of good use, this stainless steel flask is perfect for your next outdoor adventure, weekend getaway, or a night at your favorite Omaha bar. It’s a timeless piece that balances function, humor, and craftsmanship—a true reflection of The Simple Man.

Features

  • 6 oz capacity — ideal for sharing a quick pour with friends

  • Etched “Salty Old Bastard” embellishment for a touch of wit

  • Stainless steel construction with patina finish for lasting character

  • Leak-resistant screw-top lid for on-the-go reliability

  • Packaged and ready to gift for birthdays, groomsmen, or whiskey lovers

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