Threat Level Midnight – Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with Fly
$30.00 USD Or available in 4 easy payments of $32. See checkout for details.
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Easy 30 Day Returns
Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More
Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.
How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
For the Man Who’s Always Ready
Whether you're saving the world or just navigating a hectic workday, these black pouch underwear are designed to keep you dry, supported, and mission-ready. The Threat Level Midnight Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear is built for high-stakes comfort, with a snug, stay-put fit and a breathable feel that won’t quit.
Built for Comfort. Engineered for Action.
Crafted with a premium 95% MicroModal and 5% Spandex blend, these boxer briefs are incredibly soft, moisture-wicking, and designed to move with you. Our proprietary knitting process delivers a denser, more durable fabric—softer than standard Modal, and built to last.
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Silky-soft waistband stays comfortable all day
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Anti-ride up legs keep everything in place
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Tagless design for irritation-free wear
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Quick-access fly for no-fumble functionality
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6” inseam for the ideal balance of coverage and mobility
The Ball Hammock® Pouch
Say goodbye to the discomfort of standard boxers. The signature Ball Hammock® design offers extra room and structured support—perfect for all-day wear, workouts, or world-saving operations.
Fit Tips
These boxers offer a lightly compressive, even fit through the legs. Want more support? Size down for a more secure fit. Available in standard men’s sizing.