Chewing Loudly- Magnet
$6.00 USD Or available in 4 easy payments of $32. See checkout for details.
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We offer free shipping on all orders over $125, see checkout for additional details.
Easy 30 Day Returns
Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More
Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.
How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
I am not emotionally equipped to deal with the sound of someone chewing loudly... Magnet.
Loud chewers are essentially today's version of Chinese Water Torture. There's actually a scientific name for the rage the builds up inside of us when our dinner partner is chewing like a cow. True fact. It's called misophonia and it's no laughing matter! (Read more about misophonia here.)
So your options are either thousands of dollars in therapy to cure yourself of your inability to deal with other people's terrible manners... or you can just drop a few bucks on this magnet to warn people of your condition.
Meriwether custom designed refrigerator magnets are super strong. They look great, will make you giggle and will easily hold whatever papers you'd like to slide under them.
Magnet Dimensions: 3" x 2"
