Kick Ass Birthday Card – Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00 USD Or available in 4 easy payments of $32. See checkout for details.
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Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
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How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
Because "Happy Birthday" on a grocery store card just doesn't cut it for some people.
This letterpress birthday card features a party hat-wearing donkey and says exactly what needs to be said — no fluff, no glitter, no regrets. Printed in Seattle on FSC certified paper with soy-based inks, it's the kind of card that gets kept instead of tossed.
Grab it while you're shopping. It's the finishing touch that makes the gift feel complete.
Why You'll Want It:
- Letterpress printed in Seattle — real craftsmanship, not a inkjet printout
- Illustrated donkey in a party hat — funny without trying too hard
- Blank inside so you can actually say something meaningful — or not, your call
- Printed with soy-based inks on FSC certified 100lb cover stock
- Comes with a recycled kraft envelope — ready to hand over as-is
The Details:
- Size: A8 — 3 3/8" x 5 3/8"
- 100lb cover stock, FSC certified paper
- Soy-based inks, hand printed in Seattle
- Recycled kraft envelope included
- Blank inside
- SKU: BIR030
