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We offer free shipping on all orders over $125, see checkout for additional details.
Easy 30 Day Returns
Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More
Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.
How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
A Holiday Sock Gift Box That Brings the Fun
Add a little cheer to the season with the Penguin Ugly Sweater Party Gift Box, a three-pair set designed for anyone who appreciates quality with a sense of humor. Each pair features a festive, winter-themed pattern and the comfort of combed cotton—perfect for gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, or the guy who claims he “already has everything.”
Soft, Durable & Ready for Winter
These socks are crafted from 80% combed cotton, giving them a noticeably soft feel while maintaining structure and durability. A ribbed cuff, 2-ply knit construction, and reinforced toe and heel help the socks hold up through holiday parties, cold-weather commutes, and everything in between.
Comfortable Fit for Everyday Wear
Sized for men’s shoe sizes 8–13, each pair sits comfortably at mid-calf and can be pulled higher depending on preference. They stay in place without squeezing too tight—ideal for long days, long drives, or long family gatherings.
Easy Care
Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Made for convenience and built to last.
Perfect for Gifting in Omaha & Beyond
Whether you're shopping locally in Omaha, Nebraska or sending a thoughtful gift across the country, this boxed set is an easy win. Great for office gift swaps, holiday parties, or anyone who loves a good “ugly sweater” moment without actually wearing one.