The Simple Man

Whiskey Is Neat — The Simple Man Graphic Tee

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Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.

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  • 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
  • Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
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  • Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable

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8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114

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Neat, on the rocks, one rock, or buried in your favorite cocktail — however you take it, whiskey has earned its reputation. This tee says what needs to be said and leaves it at that. Printed on a Next Level tri-blend blank in heather gray, it's the kind of shirt that feels like a worn-in favorite from the first time you put it on — soft, athletic cut, and comfortable enough to live in. A straightforward statement from a straightforward store.


Why You'll Want It

  • Ultra-soft Next Level tri-blend blank — feels broken in from day one
  • Athletic cut that fits well without being a workout shirt
  • Bold graphic print that says exactly what needs saying
  • A dead-simple gift for the whiskey drinker in your life

Brand The Simple Man
Blank Next Level Tri-Blend
Color Heather Gray
Sizes S – XXL
Fit Athletic / trim
Graphic Whiskey Is Neat — black block print
Care Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

A natural fit for our gift bundles or browse more in our men's graphic tees. Pair it with something from our men's accessories for a complete gift.