The Coney Islands Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Underwear with Fly
$30.00 USD Or available in 4 easy payments of $32. See checkout for details.
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We offer free shipping on all orders over $125, see checkout for additional details.
Easy 30 Day Returns
Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More
Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.
How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
A Bun for Your Boys—Meet the Coney Islands
Whether you're team bratwurst or classic frank, The Coney Islands bring serious support and summer-ready comfort to your rotation. These hot dog–print Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are built for guys who like a little fun with their function.
Crafted from ultra-soft, moisture-wicking MicroModal and just the right amount of stretch, these boxer briefs are breathable enough for Omaha heatwaves, lake weekends, and backyard BBQs.
Built for Comfort and Swagger
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Ball Hammock® Pouch with Fly – Support where it matters, with a fly for quick access
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No-Ride Legs – 6" inseam keeps everything in place
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Tagless Interior – Zero scratch, all-day comfort
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Silky Waistband – Stays put without digging in
Premium Fabric, Better Fit
We don’t mess around with the basics. Shinesty's proprietary blend of 95% MicroModal and 5% Spandex is softer, more durable, and fits better than standard modal underwear. You’ll feel the difference from the first wear.
If you're between sizes or like extra support, size down for a snugger fit.
Specifications
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Inseam: 6" (15 cm)
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Moisture-wicking and breathable
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Made for everyday wear, ideal for gifting
Why Guys in Omaha (and Beyond) Love Them
Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for a unique gift for the guy who has everything, this pair hits the mark. Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just leveling up your top drawer with a little humor and a lot of comfort.
