Gifts For Him Under $50
National Park Candles - Half Pint Size
All natural soy candle handcrafted to impart the scents of the wild and pristine lands of America's National Parks. A cool + invigorating blend of peppermint, fresh rosemary sprigs +...
Omaha Buffalo T-Shirt
Omaha is known for being one of the most important cities in our nation’s frontier ("The Gateway to the West") and similarly, nothing symbolizes this strong, brave, Great Plains heritage...
Swing Shift 6" Boxer Brief
SWING SHIFT 6" BOXER BRIEF THE FABRIC - SWINGSHIFT The 2|UNDR ‘SwingShift’ garments use an unique blend of Modal | Spandex for the best fit and feel. Modal is a...
Omaha Map Rocks Glass
Make it a whiskey, with our 11 oz Map Rocks Glass etched with the city streets and neighborhoods of Omaha, NE
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Omaha in JuneT-shirt
'OMAHA IN JUNE' TEE A design tailored to all of those with a love for an annual June hometown event, this comfy tee is ideal for soaking in rays, getting your fill...
The Simple Man Tee
Our Shop logo tee is a "vintage feel" tri blend t-shirt. This shirt feels like you've owned it for years, and will become your favorite.
I am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine - Coffee Mug
I am a ray of fucking sunshine. Ceramic Coffee Mug.Sarcasm and caffeine go hand in hand with this amazing coffee mug that is full of morning cheer, sunshine and snark.This...
Opinel Stainless Steel Pocket Knife
Blade length: No. 06 - 7 cm - 2.76 in No. 07 - 8 cm - 3.15 in No. 08 - 8.5 cm - 3.35 in N0. 09 - 9...
Bourbon No. 22 toothpick 12ct
Steeped in six-year-old cask strength Kentucky straight bourbon. Expect notes of oak, leather, caramel, and almond and hints of fruit once this toothpick is warmed up. Whether it’s Single Malt...
Big Foot Hide N Seek Beer Koozie
Bigfoot Hide-n-Seek World Champion.Its no coincidence that Bigfoot has never been discovered or even caught on film (other than grainy footage from far away...) This species has some serious Hide-N-Seek...
I'm a ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie
I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Vintage Beer Koozie.Spread joy and positivity -with a dash of neg-head sarcasm with our now famous I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie.It's...
Hide N Seek Champion Big Foot - Tshirt
Its been nearly 50 years since Roger Patterson's grainy, infamous footage was shot back in 1967. Bigfoot is still hiding... waiting to be found. Yellow Ink on Burgandy. This shirt is a super-comfy,...
Death Star™ Ice Mold
Stare down the Empire's ultimate weapon with every sip. Once frozen, peel back the flexible silicone mold to reveal your own Imperial battlestation. Makes One 2 1/2" Sphere Materials: SiliconeDimensions : 2.5...
Swing Shift 6" Boxer Brief 2PK
SWING SHIFT 6" BOXER BRIEF 2PK THE FABRIC - SWINGSHIFT The 2|UNDR ‘SwingShift’ garments use an unique blend of Modal | Spandex for the best fit and feel. Modal is...
Single Malt No. 16 toothpick 12ct
Fourteen-year-old Islay scotch whisky imbued with notes of oak tannins, peat, almond, and vanilla. Give this one a minute and a gentle chew to release the flavors seated deep in...
Mint No. 9 toothpick 12ct
Worked over for two-years our Mint No.9 includes a menagerie of mint varieties and pleasing ingredients like wintergreen, peppermint, sweet fennel, juniper, and several other natural oils. A creation that...
Omaha Map Pint Glass
One 16 oz pint glass etched with the streets and neighborhoods of Omaha, NE.
IT'S OK TO FART Ribbed Gym Sock
Pass gas, cut the cheese, toot, let rip, flatulence, etc. However you say it, we're with you... IT'S OK TO FART! Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. 🇺🇸Made in...
Bob Ross Happy Little Mints
Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the cooling...
F*CK YOU Ribbed Gym Sock
Retro rainbow sassiness, with a little smiley face, too. One of life's timeless statements is now memorialized on socks in classic ROY G BIV (if you're going to be literal,...
Design & Features: Combed cotton for a softer-than-average feel Ribbed cuff 2 Ply construction for extra durability Reinforced Toe and Heel 83% Combed Cotton / 15% Polyester / 2% Elastane...
This Meeting is Bullshit - Journal
This meeting is bullshit. Foil Pressed Journal.This journal applies to pretty much every meeting ever called -ever. Millions of hours are wasted each year by pointless meetings that could have...
Army Man Bottle Opener
Dodge the draft. Go for a bottle instead. Our army-inspired bottle opener is ready to battle caps at a minute's notice - just brace his rifle under the cap's edge...
Groceries and Sh*T - Market Bag
This hilarious and cheeky canvas tote bag is good for the earth (plastic bags are literally killing this planet...) and will make you smile every time you use it. Just ignore...
DJ, I will - Tshirt
Most of us know Yoda as the revered Grand Master of the Jedi Order. But come weekends, Yoda spun phat beats at various clubs throughout the Galactic Republic under the nickname...
Hello whiskey. Goodbye watered-down. Take the edge off with Whiskey Wedge, the artful way to perfectly chill, but not water down your favorite spirits. It's perfect for sipping whiskey, bourbon,...
Body By Tacos Ribbed Gym Sock
🌮Breakfast tacos. 🌮Crispy tacos. 🌮Vegan tacos. Anyway you make 'em - from carne asada to kimchi - tacos are darn near the most perfect food thing ever invented. Any kind...
Sarcasm is Free- Magnet
Sarcasm is free. Sprinkle that shit everywhere.Custom designed refrigerator magnet.Dimensions: 3" x 2" Square
Ragg Wool Full Finger Gloves
100% U.S.A. Made from American Ragg Wool full gloves with lightweight 2.5 ounce Deerskin palms. We cut our own Deerskin here in Brooklyn and attach them to the gloves using...
Ragg Wool Beanie
100% U.S.A. made from American Ragg Wool. The Ragg Wool Beanie is a heavy weight double layer cap. All labels are lightly tacked on and can be removed easily - don't...
Smith's Leather Balm
Smith's Leather Balm is a 100% Natural leather conditioner made in Maine. Apply to all of your smooth leather goods to restore, condition, preserve & protect.
TRUMP HAIR Dress Crew Socks
As seen on The Rachel Maddow Show, The View, With All Due Respect and more! Check out these ultra-graphic, super awesome Donald Trump socks.... with luxurious hair! Give The Donald the 'do he...
80'S Pop Music Quiz
You'll be digging out your old mixtapes by the end of this 80's music quiz, with 140 multiple choice question cards. Presented in an 80's-inspired bright geometric box. Size: 55...
Hand Forged Bottle Opener
Open the beverage of your choice, with one of these hand forged original bottle openers. Each is meticulously hand crafted in Vermont. No two are exactly alike as there is...
Darth Vader™ Ice Mold
Enjoy a cold beverage on the dark side. Once frozen, peel back the flexible silicone mold to reveal the Sith Lord's iconic helmet. Makes: One 2 1/2" Sphere Materials: Silicone Dimensions: 2.5...