Gifts For Him Under $50
National Park Candles - Half Pint Size
All natural soy candle handcrafted to impart the scents of the wild and pristine lands of America's National Parks. A cool + invigorating blend of peppermint, fresh rosemary sprigs +...
Omaha Buffalo T-Shirt
Omaha is known for being one of the most important cities in our nation’s frontier ("The Gateway to the West") and similarly, nothing symbolizes this strong, brave, Great Plains heritage...
Omaha Map Rocks Glass
Make it a whiskey, with our 11 oz Map Rocks Glass etched with the city streets and neighborhoods of Omaha, NE
Swing Shift 6" Boxer Brief
SWING SHIFT 6" BOXER BRIEF THE FABRIC - SWINGSHIFT The 2|UNDR ‘SwingShift’ garments use an unique blend of Modal | Spandex for the best fit and feel. Modal is a...
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Johnny Porter Candle - Pine Camp Scent
A personal favorite here at The Simple Man. This is the candle that compelled us to seek these fine candle makers out. The one the guided us to them. Pine,...
Omaha in JuneT-shirt
'OMAHA IN JUNE' TEE A design tailored to all of those with a love for an annual June hometown event, this comfy tee is ideal for soaking in rays, getting your fill...
The Simple Man Tee
Our Shop logo tee is a "vintage feel" tri blend t-shirt. This shirt feels like you've owned it for years, and will become your favorite.
SPHERE ICE MOLD
This tray makes four large ice spheres, perfect for your favorite spirit or cocktail. The multi-sphere design features sloped internal molds to create seamless spheres and rigid connecting pins that...
Opinel Stainless Steel Pocket Knife
Blade length: No. 06 - 7 cm - 2.76 in No. 07 - 8 cm - 3.15 in No. 08 - 8.5 cm - 3.35 in N0. 09 - 9...
I am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine - Coffee Mug
I am a ray of fucking sunshine. Ceramic Coffee Mug.Sarcasm and caffeine go hand in hand with this amazing coffee mug that is full of morning cheer, sunshine and snark.This...
Fat Kid on a Seesaw Beer Koozie
This beer is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw. Hey man, its simple Newtonian Physics. The laws of gravity never gave the poor skinny kid on the...
Bourbon No. 22 toothpick 12ct
Steeped in six-year-old cask strength Kentucky straight bourbon. Expect notes of oak, leather, caramel, and almond and hints of fruit once this toothpick is warmed up. Whether it’s Single Malt...
Big Foot Hide N Seek Beer Koozie
Bigfoot Hide-n-Seek World Champion.Its no coincidence that Bigfoot has never been discovered or even caught on film (other than grainy footage from far away...) This species has some serious Hide-N-Seek...
Hide N Seek Champion Big Foot - Tshirt
Its been nearly 50 years since Roger Patterson's grainy, infamous footage was shot back in 1967. Bigfoot is still hiding... waiting to be found. Yellow Ink on Burgandy. This shirt is a super-comfy,...
I'm a ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie
I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Vintage Beer Koozie.Spread joy and positivity -with a dash of neg-head sarcasm with our now famous I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie.It's...
Swing Shift 6" Boxer Brief 2PK
SWING SHIFT 6" BOXER BRIEF 2PK THE FABRIC - SWINGSHIFT The 2|UNDR ‘SwingShift’ garments use an unique blend of Modal | Spandex for the best fit and feel. Modal is...
Mint No. 9 toothpick 12ct
Worked over for two-years our Mint No.9 includes a menagerie of mint varieties and pleasing ingredients like wintergreen, peppermint, sweet fennel, juniper, and several other natural oils. A creation that...
Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make friends. Create a better environment! Trust us. It’s time to get rid of...
Bob Ross Happy Little Mints
Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the cooling...
Single Malt No. 16 toothpick 12ct
Fourteen-year-old Islay scotch whisky imbued with notes of oak tannins, peat, almond, and vanilla. Give this one a minute and a gentle chew to release the flavors seated deep in...
F*CK YOU Ribbed Gym Sock
Retro rainbow sassiness, with a little smiley face, too. One of life's timeless statements is now memorialized on socks in classic ROY G BIV (if you're going to be literal,...
KING CUBE ICE TRAY
This tray makes four extra large ice cubes to keep your drink colder, longer. The provided lid blocks out pesky flavors from your freezer, while an internal steel frame makes...
Bullet Whiskey Glass
Lucky Shot USA's .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass! Made from handblown glass and e mbedded with a REAL .308 caliber bullet, this whiskey glass accommodates a generous 8.5 oz pour; making it...
This Meeting is Bullshit - Journal
This meeting is bullshit. Foil Pressed Journal.This journal applies to pretty much every meeting ever called -ever. Millions of hours are wasted each year by pointless meetings that could have...
DJ, I will - Tshirt
Most of us know Yoda as the revered Grand Master of the Jedi Order. But come weekends, Yoda spun phat beats at various clubs throughout the Galactic Republic under the nickname...
Death Star™ Ice Mold
Stare down the Empire's ultimate weapon with every sip. Once frozen, peel back the flexible silicone mold to reveal your own Imperial battlestation. Makes One 2 1/2" Sphere Materials: SiliconeDimensions : 2.5...
CARRY ON KIT-OLD FASHIONED
The Carry On Cocktail Kit provides everything you need to craft two delicious Old Fashioned cocktails mid-flight—all you need to add is the hard stuff.
Design & Features: Combed cotton for a softer-than-average feel Ribbed cuff 2 Ply construction for extra durability Reinforced Toe and Heel 83% Combed Cotton / 15% Polyester / 2% Elastane...
Groceries and Sh*T - Market Bag
This hilarious and cheeky canvas tote bag is good for the earth (plastic bags are literally killing this planet...) and will make you smile every time you use it. Just ignore...
.50 Cal Bottle Opener
What was once a red-hot round fired by our U.S. military, can now be used to crack open your ice cold beverage of choice. Our 50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Openers...
Ragg Wool Beanie
100% U.S.A. made from American Ragg Wool. The Ragg Wool Beanie is a heavy weight double layer cap. All labels are lightly tacked on and can be removed easily - don't...
Jolly AF T-shirt
Holiday Tee with attitude. Perfect for all of you holiday parties.
Sarcasm is Free- Magnet
Sarcasm is free. Sprinkle that shit everywhere.Custom designed refrigerator magnet.Dimensions: 3" x 2" Square
Body By Tacos Ribbed Gym Sock
🌮Breakfast tacos. 🌮Crispy tacos. 🌮Vegan tacos. Anyway you make 'em - from carne asada to kimchi - tacos are darn near the most perfect food thing ever invented. Any kind...
It's On Motherfuckers - Desk Name Plate
It's on, motherfuckers...Announce with authority, exactly how this meeting is going to go. The trendy way to run a business nowadays is by team building and relationships and feelings. Blah...
Ragg Wool Fingerless Gloves
100% U.S.A. Made from American Ragg Wool, these fingerless gloves are washed and dried for ultimate comfort. All labels are lightly tacked on and can be removed easily - don't...
OG Beard Men's T-shirt - OD Green
GREAT BEARDS DESERVE GREAT BEARD APPAREL! GEAR UP WITH THE HIGHEST QUALITY AND BEST LOOKING BEARD INSPIRED T-SHIRTS AROUND. THE ORIGINAL NO SHAVE LIFE BEARD CO. OG BEARD MEN'S BEARD LIFESTYLE T-SHIRT WITH FRONT...
Rocking Whisky Glasses set/2
Set of two rocking whisky glasses. The cleverly crafted design allows the glasses to rock and rotate without spilling. Packaged in kraft gift box. Capacity: 230ml Glass size: 88 x...
DADDY Ribbed Gym Sock
Who's your daddy? Socks so simple, yet they say it all. Black, with white and grey stripes. Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. 🇺🇸Made in USA 🇺🇸 These wide...
BLACKWING (SET OF 12)
deal for musicians, woodworkers and anyone who prefer a soft, dark line, the Palomino Blackwing is the softest of the three core Blackwing models. Blackwing pencils feature a timeless matte black finish,...
Smith's Leather Balm
Smith's Leather Balm is a 100% Natural leather conditioner made in Maine. Apply to all of your smooth leather goods to restore, condition, preserve & protect.
Johnny Porter Candle -Sandalwood Scent
Warm, clean, and with a hint of spice. Sandalwood is a hard scent to describe but the easiest to fall in love with. It’s a scent that’s been coveted for...
Your Kid is an A Hole- Magnet
Your kid doesn't just need a nap. Your kid is an asshole... Magnet.Custom designed refrigerator magnet.Dimensions: 3" x 2" Square
Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangster - Pint Glass
Damn it feels good to be a gangster. This gem of a quote comes to us courtesy of the one-hit wonder Geto Boys. Its a solid song, no doubt, but to...