Fat Kid on a Seesaw Beer Koozie
$13.00 USD Or available in 4 easy payments of $32. See checkout for details.
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Easy 30 Day Returns
Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More
Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.
How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
This beer is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Hey man, its simple Newtonian Physics. The laws of gravity never gave the poor skinny kid on the other side of the seesaw a chance. The same is true for that ice cold beer you are about pound.
Put the Cool back in can coolers... remember the extra thick (and buoyant... they float.) beer koozies from the 70s and 80s? Well, we decided to bring them back. The cheap, flimsy, foldable koozies of today just don't get the job done on a hot summer day.
This beer koozie is virtually indestructible and will quickly become an indispensable part of your camping and beer drinking gear collection.
This beer koozie makes a great for the beer lover in your life.
