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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125, see checkout for additional details.
Easy 30 Day Returns
Orders can be easily returned, or exchanged for a different size, color, or style within 30 days, through our return portal. Learn More
Shopping online means you can't try it on first. We get that. If something doesn't work, we'll make it right.
The basics:
- 30 days from delivery to start a return or exchange
- Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached
- Sale items are final sale — no exceptions
- Gift cards and select grooming/personal care items are non-returnable
Exchanges:
We'd rather get you the right thing than give you your money back. If you need a different size or color, start an exchange and we'll get the right one out to you.
How to start a return or exchange:
Email us at info@thesimplemanstore.com with your order number and what you'd like to do. We'll take it from there.
Refunds:
Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5–7 business days back to your original payment method. You'll get a confirmation email when it's done.
We offer free shipping on all orders over $125.
Return shipping:
Return shipping is the customer's responsibility. We recommend a trackable service for anything over $75. Ship returns to:
8712 Pacific St, Omaha, NE 68114
Questions?
Email info@thesimplemanstore.com or stop by the shop.
For the Guy Who Really Loves Dogs
If you’re the type who stops to greet every dog on the sidewalk, this mug says what you already know. It’s straightforward, a little bold, and built for daily coffee runs—right at home in the kitchen, office, or dog-friendly patio in Omaha or anywhere else your mornings take you.
Everyday Use, No Nonsense
Made from sturdy ceramic, the 14oz size gives you plenty of room for a solid pour of coffee, tea, or whatever gets you moving. The print is clear, sharp, and designed to keep its attitude wash after wash.
A Gift That Always Gets a Laugh
Perfect for dog dads, dog moms, and anyone whose group chat is 90% pet photos. This mug lands somewhere between funny and honest—making it a reliable gift for birthdays, holidays, white elephant exchanges, or as a “just because” surprise from The Simple Man’s lineup of quality goods.
Product Details
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Capacity: 14oz
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Material: Durable ceramic
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Design: Bold, humorous text
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Use: Coffee, tea, hot cocoa
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Ideal For: Dog lovers, pet parents, gift giving